Caught

CaughtOkay, here’s the deal. You got some serious time to yourself; the wife’s off on a business trip, or your girlfriend’s ‘finding herself’ at a yoga retreat, or your parents are on the road with ‘the Donald’ working to make the world a better place for rich, self-involved narcissistic blowhards. Whatever floats your boat. You got the wig, the makeup, the clothes… and you dress up. You know what I mean: you cross-dress up, like your life depends on making yourself look as gorgeous as possible. Heck, maybe it does; what do I know? So there you are: all dressed up and ready to promenade straight out the front door—and then it opens. In walks your wife, let’s say. Whaddya do? You—lie—through—your—teeth. Here’s how that conversation might go. Enjoy!

Amanda

P.S. This isn’t just a mere caption, sister; click the way smaller icon above for the full vignette in a PDF.

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Caught cross-dressing

12 thoughts on “Caught

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  2. Hi Amanda,

    Stuck home due to illness (pneumonia), so what better way to spend my recovery time than re-reading some of my favorites at your site!
    I know you don’t generally do series but my fantasy series would include one more for this piece. (We readers or so pushy!) The husband finally admits at the pub, he has been a crossdresser for his whole life etc. At that moment the Host of the show walks up and admits the whole thing is a secret setup thing for the wifey. The couple can take the $50,000 grand prize still or… Quadruple their money if they will do another episode where the husband with the wife’s approval of course, ups the ante. The husband will have to dress again how be it a bit more flirty. The next night the new girl will have to go to a pickup bar, find an unsuspecting man (who knows what shenanigans would take place there) and get the unsuspecting man to take the her out for a dinner date and perhaps a movie? By the time it’s over our new poor heroine will be scheduled for her sex reassignment surgery! Realizing of course, Chicks really do have it easy, ya know!

    paula

    • I’d forgotten about this one! I had a read-thru and it gave me a chuckle. It’s a pretty unique approach and the dialogue is nicely amusing. (Kudos to me!) I don’t know if I’d do a direct sequel, but another in a similar vein is a possibility.
      Get well soon, Paula!

  3. That was a great story, well worth the wait. Loved the way Francine was caught in one lie after another and finally tells the truth and still Janice does not believe her. Goes back to the old story The Boy Who Cried wolf.

    • Thanks, Heather. Hey, you didn’t have to wait—it’s been avail for two and a half years!
      I just went back and read it myself. Damn if it isn’t really funny! I impressed myself! 🙂

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  6. Thank you Amanda! Giggle
    No skin suits or medallions. … I love a *natural* girl. OK. …. hypnosis is massive fun, especially when we get to hear the instructions.
    You brightened my day!
    I just wish I was as pretty as the least of your “victims”.
    Hugs
    Laura FT / non-op since 1993

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