The picture used to illustrate this amusing little short-short is none other than the incomparable Joan Collins (at least, I’m pretty sure it is). In the unlikely event that she should happen across this story, it is my sincere hope that Ms. Collins does not take umbrage to the notion that she might actually resemble a female impersonator. Quite the opposite! My intention here was to suggest that the cross-dresser depicted in this story is so incredibly accomplished at female impersonation that he’s managed to turn himself into a dead ringer for the lovely Ms. Collins at some point in her peak years (a significant accomplishment indeed). Anyway, that’s probably all that need be said. Enjoy this tale of a cross-dresser who’s just been caught!
This vignette has some similarities to my last “caught” caption: “Time to Prevaricate“. There are many such tales in my archives, but for a humorous example you might try “A License to Feminize” from last year.