Now here’s a twist: in this caption the guy who gets turned into a girl isn’t clueless at all—he’s actually quite with-it. It’s his buddy who’s the total dipstick. Boy, I’ll bet you didn’t see that one coming! Enjoy.
As an aside, let me just say that, of late, I’ve surprised even myself by how quick it’s become to crank these captions out—while maintaining a fairly high level of quality (IMHO). After twelve years or so on the job, I think I’m getting pretty darn good at this! That may not be much to hang one’s hat on, but I’ll take what I can get legacy-wise.
P.S. This is another wide caption with lots of text, so here’s the JPG for those in need. Click the above icon for the PDF version.