Here’s something we can all relate to. You stroll into a salon and the girls there totally do a number on you—entirely according to your instructions and wishes, of course—turning you into the kind of woman who could stroll through a mall and elicit only admiring glances and mutterings of “Hey, dig that classy chick!” But your dilemma, needless to say (but I’ll say it anyhow), is how to tell the people in your life about the new you—and this is the question you ponder as you sit in the chair awaiting the finishing touches of your incredibly realistic makeover. Aaaand… action! Enjoy the wordplay!
Needless to say (but I’ll say it anyway), I’ve written more than my fair share of salon captions. This one is quite similar in appearance to last year’s “Rose Gold“, and for obvious reasons it also reminds me of “Break My Spirit” from 2015. I’m sure you can find many other examples in the archives, if you’re motivated to look. 🙂