Here’s the situation: you’re a teenage guy, fresh out of high school and getting ready for college. There’s this gorgeous woman in your neighborhood, slightly older and married, and you’ve got a mad case of wanting-to-be-her. Good news: you just got your grubby little hands on the infamous Costume Gun. So whaddya do? You know damn well what you’d do. So here it is, all laid out for you in a set of four linked captions; what you’d probably do, how it might go, and how it might all go wrong. Because there’s nothing I like better than a biter-bit kind of story. Enjoy!
My last Costume Gun story was last year’s “Switcheroo“. This tale isn’t quite as confusing as that one, but the user of the gun still gets his comeuppance. Seriously, using the Costume Gun on someone is akin to assault, kidnapping and perhaps even murder, depending on how it turns out. How can that not be a criminal offense? From 2014, “Death in the Family” might also be of interest. (By sheer coincidence, a guy named Derrick shows up in that cap as well. It really is a coincidence; I don’t even know anyway with that name.)
Just for the hell of it, I’m including all four captions in this set below. But as always, click on the icon for a handy all-in-one PDF package with a bit of linking text thrown in free of charge.