It always comes down to this, doesn’t it? You somehow get your hot little hands on the famed Medallion of Zulo, you use it to turn yourself into a total babe, and before you have time to haul ass to the nearest nightclub and beta-test your new equipment the damn thing’s gone—and you’re stuck. How many times has this happened? When will we learn? Well, you can stop wondering. The answer is never. So here’s another one. Enjoy!