We all learned this harsh lesson in grade school: the pretty girl gets whatever she wants. It might as well be carved into the great wall of physics as a universal law, alongside energy = mass times whatever (I know the equation, I just didn’t feel like writing it out). But some guys aren’t willing to settle for second best. Here’s a short and sweet tale about one such man and his quest for perfection. Enjoy!
P.S. In the 4+ years this blog has existed, I believe this is the very first time I’ve posted twice in the same day. A word of warning: This is a one-off, folks. Enjoy it while you can. It won’t happen often.