Imagine you’re a cross-dresser. (Tough job, right?) You go to all that trouble to look pretty—the hair, the makeup, getting the right clothes; maybe even losing weight, letting your hair grow and God knows what else—so you want someone to see you. All that work should mean something. More to the point, you want people to think you’re a real woman. So you step outside. Once, twice… then it’s around the block and back home to hyperventilate. Then it’s several blocks at once. Then you take her out for a drive. Then you drive across town, park and walk from there. Let people see the new you. Let them assume you’re just another twenty-something fashionista out for a stroll. What could go wrong? You had to ask—so here’s what. Enjoy, and, what the heck, maybe learn something at the same time.