What do you do when your wife tells you she’s not your wife, she’s the waiter from that little B&B back in Majorca? What you do is a whole lot of nothing, because no one could believe a story like that—and anyway it doesn’t matter what you do because you have only one week to live. Enjoy!
I got this picture courtesy of Dee Mentia, who certainly counts among the best TG captioneers on the internet. She recently issued a challenge to help rewrite the caption she created from the same photo, and Contagion is my effort to help out a sister in need. Hope you liked it, Dee!